china guest: how mas? (how much?)
me: (after trying to understand what the hell he's trying to say) oh the towel is $4.90 sir
china guest: nie chiang semo? (what were you saying?)-in chinese
me: the towel is $4.90 (smiles)
china guest: huh???(looking at his girlfriend)
i desperately punched the amount to the calculator. that's the most i can do before i start my hand signal. it took about 10 minutes for that dear china guest to register his brain that the towel costs $4.90. haiya, all my chinese collegues on leave. if i were to have 10 of that customers like him, i can straightly jump into the flume ride current water and die.ok, another case
indian guest: where's our photo?
me: sorry sir, currently the photo system not in good condition, so your photo was not captured.
indian: cassette?
me: WHAT?!
indian guest: you say my photo was not in cassette??why?
omg. he thought when i say ''captured" he means that his photo was not in the cassette which is tape. haiz..i had to serve customers with no basic english understanding. what a life!
in carnival. the crowd was out of control. the stage was filled with guests and mostly of them do not understand the sign ''DO NOT ENTER'' what happen??? and i have to repeat what i've said countless times while in charge of Roller Derby.
right now i have 10 players and the winner will receive an ostrich. before we start the game, kindly please do not place your hand under the plastic panel while rolling the ball or you will be disqualified from the game. you may begin by the second bell. i think i shall record what i've said and let the recorder do its job.
and also, if i were to rot in the retail shop till my shift ends, i could be Escape Theme Park ''information counter''!
there was this lady whom i saw from the bench came towards the retail shop. i would like hoping that she would purchase something. but all she can ask for, ''hello miss, where is the toilet??''
augh!
''where is the rainbow ride?''
"what if the minimum height for this ride?''
"how much i have to pay to use the locker?''
''where is haunted house?''
''do you sell bikini?''
and the most stupidest question- ''when do think the rain stops and the rides will 'open' back?''
WHAT??! 'open' back?? you think what, the rides is like a shop, where they can open and close?? and for godness sake, im not god. i have no idea when the rain stops. i am not rain forecast reporter!
can you like ask these question that can make me enjoy work in a fun way?? haha like;
''are you bored?need a chat?''
''you want me to buy for you pokka green tea??'' lol
if this to happen tomorrow again...
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